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Singer hired a personal trainer to help develop his “voice” muscles.8. The saxophonist became an interior designer and specialized in “alto” decoration.9. The guitarist invented a new type of pasta called “pick”cetta, perfect for rockin’ Italian meals.10. The tuba player became famous for his culinary skills and opened a restaurant called “Tuba-luscious.”11. The drummer wanted to become fit, so he started practicing “bass”ketball to improve his drumming arm.12. The band gave up their day jobs as firefighters because they couldn’t handle the “burn”out.13. The lead singer became a personal stylist and started a salon called “Rockin’ Hairmony.”14. The bassist loved fishing, so he named his fishbowl “Bass” Pond.15. The trumpet player became a chef and focused on creating dishes with a touch of “trumpet” oil.16. The guitarist decided to stop playing in bands and became a horticulturist because he wanted to “strum” his plants.17. The drummer quit because he couldn’t handle the “drum”atic lifestyle anymore.18. The band hired a therapist to help them work on their “harmony” in more ways than one.19. The guitarist started making jewelry out of old guitar strings, calling her collection “Stringing in Style.20. The saxophonist opened a crafting shop and specialized in “alto”-gether unique handmade items.Punny Band Names that Will Make you Rock and Roll-over with Laughter1. The Rolling Scones2. Led Zeppeliners3. The Grateful Heads4. KISS and Cake Makeup5. Bread Zeppelin6. The Beetles7. The Marshmallow Peeps8. Maroon Biscuits9. Fleetwood Mack and Cheese10. The Arctic Monkey Bread11. Radiohead Chef12. The Salmonella Gomez13. The Flaming Lips of Fire14. The Cranberries and Cream15. Meat Loaf Redemption16. The Blue Oyster Shells17. Doughnut Division18. Tofu Fighters19. The Rolling Scones20. The B-side CookersWhen Bands Get Tongue-Twisted: Punning with Spoonerisms1. “Beady Chanter”2. “Jass Mucker”3. “Guitar Playnog”4. “Bass Humper”5. “Lead Binger”6. “Drum Bee”7. “Sax Cone”8. “Flarinet Bone”9. “Trombone Vest”10. “Tuba Pones”11. “Punk LadAmped-Up Puns (Tom Swifties)1. “I don’t like heavy metal,” said Tom, “lightly.”2. “I can’t play this guitar solo,” said Tom, “harmoniously.”3. “I’m the new drummer,” said Tom, “rhythmically.”4. “I can’t find my favorite drumsticks,” said Tom, “sadly.”5. “We need a new lead singer,” said Tom, “loudly.”6. “I’m the bassist in this band,” said Tom, “lowly.”7. “The concert is sold out,” said Tom, “absolutely.”8. “I can’t seem to tune this guitar,” said Tom, “flatly.”9. “We need more cowbell,” said Tom, “urgently.”10. “I’m playing the keyboard tonight,” said Tom, “keyfully.”11. This song gives me chills,” said Tom, “goosebumpily.12. “Our music is really catchy,”

The birth of a Mission…The Mower Mission…Neways to SiselTom Mower: “I was an industrial chemist making industrial chemicals, always researching for new discoveries”“In the process, I found one in skin cancer research, where they were rubbing ointments on men’s scalps to try and arrest skin cancer. it didn’t work for skin cancer, but hair started to grow. It had nothing to do with the cancer agent, it was actually a cosmetic emulsifier that dissolved the hormone that caused the hair to fall out.”Dee Mower had success with the the product when her own son experienced early baldness, and word go out. “People started knocking on our door,” she says. “From all over the neighbourhood!” adds Tom. He continues, “Some of them were actually network marketers, and wanted to take the product to their companies. it started out that small. Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.”Neways, originally named “Images and Attitudes”, was founded in 1987 by Tom and Leslie D. Mower. The company was renamed to Neways in 1992. “They said, ‘Tom start a company! You’ve got these great products!” At that point, I had only a product for hair loss and shampoo that went with it.”The Mowers quest for safe and effective products began with the something that simple – shampoo.Recalls Tom: “I was stunned. I had never really looked at the shampoo I was using: when I read the ingredients, I said, ‘Great Godfrey! That’s what I put in the garage floor cleaner and slaughterhouse degreaser! These ingredients are not only toxic, they are damaging to the membranes of the skin. They can damage organs. how can they make shampoo form this stuff?”“That put me on a mission. I reformatted a shampoo that didn’t use any toxic ingredients, which was tough to do, because the whole industry is designed around these ‘potentially harmful’ ingredients.”As the mowers’ business grew, so did their desire to root out and improve hazardous personal care products. Tom’s next target: wrinkle creams. “ I didn’t know anything about wrinkles. I started looking into it and found the same old horror story.” Dee says, “The ingredients were so harmful – we wouldn’t allow our workers down at the plant to get them on their skins.” Tom recalls thinking, “this thing is a nightmare! it’s a bottle of toxins.”Tom mower began exhaustive scientific study – what was to become one of the hallmarks of his previous company Neways. “I started doing worldwide research and found a discovery in South America that was an essential oil, from a seed that grew only in the Andes. It had been used for thousand of years by the native population to treat skin

Started its own rock band? They call themselves “The Rolling Bones.15. The ribs at this BBQ joint are so good, they should be criminally “rib-ilicous.”16. I ordered some ribs and fries, but they forgot the BBQ sauce. It was a real “rib-off.”17. The rib told the drumstick that it needed to get “a-head” in life.18. Did you hear about the rib that won the lottery? It was a real “meat-cka.”19. I tried to pay for my ribs with a $100 bill, but the cashier said it was “rib-el.”20. The rib told its friend that it was going to take a “sauce-batical” after a long day of BBQ-ing.Ribs ‘n’ Punishment (Puns in Rib-themed Names)1. Ribert Johnson2. Emma Ribbins3. Sir Loin4. The Rib-O-Matic5. Alex Ribs6. Rib & Tickle7. Rib Lovers Delight8. The Ribtender9. Laughing Ribs Comedy Club10. Ribzilla11. Ribs n’ Things12. Ribbers Anonymous13. Cowlumbus Ribs14. Reneral Ribs15. Lord of the Ribs16. The Riblet17. Rib My Belle18. The Ribs of Wrath19. Rib N Roll20. Ribcage RougeRidiculous Ribs Reimagined (Rib Tickling Spoonerisms)1. Bibs rones2. Slob baked rhines3. Runch stark4. Thumb grilled stips5. Rig stuffed bones6. Smokey boners7. Flaked ray porks8. Sweet baby tax-ribs9. Berman raised beef10. Goo rich brisket11. Artichoked porks12. Bear can chicken rubs13. Glazed stone carver14. Smoky rotis eraser15. Calypso spareribs16. Barbecue cark17. Sticky runt flanks18. Half slab cogs19. Splatter cib sauce20. Crack pork burnsRib-tickling Tom Swifties!1. “I love ribs,” said Tom, “barbecue-sauce-fully.”2. “These ribs are so tender,” said Tom, “fall-off-the-bone-ingly.”3. “This rib joint has the best ribs,” said Tom, “saucily.”4. “I never miss a chance to eat ribs,” said Tom, “ravenously.”5. “I don’t like ribs that are too spicy,” said Tom, “tongue-burningly.”6. “I want my ribs cooked perfectly,” said Tom, “statistically.”7. “These ribs are finger-licking good,” said Tom, “salivarily.”8. “I prefer baby back ribs over spare ribs,” said Tom, “babyfied.”9. “My

Ballerina.19. My goldendoodle started her own restaurant and now she’s a paw-some chef.20. My goldendoodle became a travel blogger and now she’s a dogventurous influencer.Golden Groodles Go for the Gold!1. Doodle-icious Goldens2. Golden Ruff-doodle3. Goldendoodle-icious4. Doodlicious Doodles5. Golden Fun-doodles6. Fluffy Goldendance7. Golden Doodle-ightful8. Golden Poo-doodle9. Doodlemania10. Golden Pawsome Doodles11. Gold and Doodles12. Doodleful Goldens13. Golden Doodle-iciousness14. Doodletastic Goldens15. Golden Doodle Fever16. Doodlelicious Paws17. Golden Doodle Dazzle18. Goldendoodle Joy Factory19. Doodle Furry Goldens20. Golden Doodle SensationPoodle Noodle (Spoonerisms)1. Boldengoodle puns2. Doldengoodle buns3. Foldendoodle guns4. Goldendoodle funs5. Holdendoodle guns6. Moldendoodle runs7. Noldendoodle puns8. Soldendoodle buns9. Toldendoodle suns10. Woldendoodle puns11. Goldendonoodle funs12. FoldGolden Tongue Twisters (Tom Swifties)1. “I can’t believe how much my goldendoodle sheds,” Tom said fluffily.2. “I just groomed my goldendoodle,” Tom said cutely.3. “I think I found a golden nugget in my goldendoodle’s fur,” Tom said excitedly.4. “My goldendoodle can’t resist digging holes,” Tom said deeply.5. “I need to brush my goldendoodle’s teeth,” Tom said doggedly.6. “My goldendoodle loves the beach,” Tom said wavy.7. “I taught my goldendoodle a new trick,” Tom said tail-waggingly.8. “This goldendoodle has a lot of energy,” Tom said tirelessly.9. “My goldendoodle loves to swim,” Tom said drooling.10. “My goldendoodle is a great companion,” Tom said faithfully.11. “I took my goldendoodle to the dog park,” Tom said fetchingly.12. “My goldendoodle has a luxurious coat,” Tom said glamorously.13. “My goldendoodle is always eager to please,” Tom said obediently.14. “I groomed my goldendoodle to look like a teddy bear,” Tom said adorably.15. “I caught my goldendoodle digging in the garden,” Tom said dirtily.16. “I trained my goldendoodle to be a therapy dog,” Tom said healingly.17. “I took my goldendoodle to a party,” Tom said paws-itively.18. “My goldendoodle loves to play with other dogs,” Tom said playfully.19. “My goldendoodle has the cutest curly fur,” Tom said bouncingly.20. “I bought my goldendoodle a new toy,” Tom said excitedly.Contradicting Canine Puns (Oxymoronic Puns)1. The golden retriever doodled his masterpiece.2. My goldendoodle is a barking whisperer.3. The fluffy goldendoodle was a small giant.4. His bark was a silent roar.5. The goldendoodle was a sleepy energizer.6. Our goldendoodle is a shy extrovert.7. The tiny giant goldendoodle pranced gracefully.8. Her doodles were a messy perfection.9. The goldendoodle was a clumsy acrobat.10. His wagging tail had a stinging gentleness.11. The goldendoodle was a playful nap-taker.12. She was a soft-spoken thunderbolt.13. Our goldendoodle had a timeless urgency.14. His curly fur was a controlled chaos.15. The goldendoodle was a mischievous guardian.16. She greeted visitors with a cautious abandon.17. Our goldendoodle was a timid socializer.18. The goldendoodle’s bark had a whispering boom.19. He was a gentle force to be reckoned with.20. Our goldendoodle was a confidently unsure companion.Golden Laughter (Recursive Puns)1. Why did the goldendoodle go to therapy? Because they had a bit of a “ruff” past.2. “Hey, did you hear about the goldendoodle who won the lottery?” “No, what happened?” “Well, they really hit the ‘paw’pot!”3. How did the goldendoodle comedian get their big break? They had everyone “barking” with laughter.4. “Why did the goldendoodle refuse to